About
I’m a regular Joe (not a plumber, a prison guard actually) who lives in a small rural town with my wife, kids, chickens, turkeys, dog and three cats. My god it looks so screwy when I put it into print…
I like being a man. I enjoy the hell out of it. I like drinking on my friday nights, I like working on my ratty old cars, I like not mowing my lawn, laughing at crotch-kick humor, oggling babes (boobs) and making/fixing/breaking things. Also being cheap, not frugal, flat out cheap. How cheap? Well you’ll see…




